Friday, December 27, 2013

No Resolutions for the New Year

I've decided to stop making resolutions.  I never keep them.

This time, I've decided to list what I would like to see happen in 2014.  A wish list, of sorts, that, in my opinion, would make the world a better place.  Some are serious, some are humorous, some are ludicrous. 

I wish in 2014.......

...the "F" word would return to dark alley's, men's bathrooms, and the military.  Outside of those parameters, be socially unacceptable to say.

...Bruce Jenner Kardashian's face would melt off and he'd be back to Bruce Jenner, Olympic god.

...TLC would stop trolling trailer parks for their next reality show.  ENOUGH ALREADY!

...people who say, "live and let live" would mean it.

...there would be more equality.

...no one would care who sleeps with whom.  Straight, gay, lesbian, bi, tran, who cares.  A person is a person - PERIOD!

...the punishment for any form of child abuse would be more severe.

...Washington DC would realize the citizens of this country no longer care about party politics - we just want stuff done!

...people would realize Miley Cyrus is the Madonna of the 21st century.  As long as she keeps getting attention for being ridiculous, she'll keep being ridiculous to sell her music.  Ignore her and she'll stop licking everything.

...the punishment for any form of animal abuse would be more severe.

...all children would have the opportunity for an education.

...no child would ever go without a healthy meal or a clean bed to sleep in.

...any sick child would get free medical care.

...more money would be spent on research for a cure for auto-immune illnesses such as Lupus (SLE), Fibromyalgia, and Dermatomyositis.

...pot would be legalized.

...people would stop shopping Wal-Mart and shop local businesses.

...the punishment for human trafficking would be more severe.

...colleges would lower their costs and financial aid would increase so anyone can afford a college degree.

...anyone involved in child pornography gets their nuts cut off.  Ok, at least gets punished more severely.

...the illegal immigrants that have been here for years, have families, jobs, and have done nothing against this country, be allowed to become citizens - quickly, not at the current slow pace.  Many of them work harder and have more pride in America than some of our natural born citizens.

...there be less boobs, butts, and nuts shown on TV.  Sheesh - it's embarrassing at times.

Ok, this is the list so far, there may be another. 
Happy 2014 folks - may it be a heck of a lot better than 2013, and my all our soldiers come home.




1 comment:

  1. I adore your list!!! Especially the comments about Miley Cyrus and TLC.

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